April 10th, late o'clock
I remember like it was just yesterday
Because it was
A midsummer night I was hoping to make a dream come true
And if luck be lady, I'm gonna roll the die, but somethin' was askew
Or was it a screw? Or two? That was loose?
Maybe so, but in the Texas state-of-mind I was in
Everything was gettin' bigger, meanin'
In my nether region
And I was risin' to the occasion like cream rises to the top
She added some friction, but before the cream could pop
She stopped
Ooooh, baby gave me them blue ball blues
Said some shit about having a kid, being married, blah blah blah
But what she didn't say was sorry for leaving me in a vulnerable spot
See, I'm not tryin' to be selfish, but there's certain rules, unspoken laws
Nice guys finish last, do unto others when they go down on you, and let the man come, pause
But still, I ain't too proud to beg, so I got on two knees and said
I know you wanna leave me, but I refuse, refuse to let you go!
Walkin' out the door, her reply
Que sera, se la vie, let it be, the future isn't ours to hold
Ooooh, baby gave me them blue ball blues
Ooooh, baby gave me them blue ball blues
Why, oh why did my baby give me them blue balls?
credits
from PUDDiN TAiNE,
released February 28, 2015
A million thank yous to Joel Adair for recording us!